Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so cheap, she bought you an XBOX 180.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to go to McDonalds, she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

Yo momma is so fat, she sang "We are family... Burger King McDonalds and me"

Yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

Yo momma is so dumb, on her job application, under education she put "hooked on phonics"

Yo momma is like a shotgun, five cocks and she's ready to blow.

Yo momma is like an SUV, big, black, and room for 6 construction workers inside.

Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to do the robot and R2D2 got aids.

Yo momma is like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw.

Yo momma is so fat, when got said let there be light, he asked her to move her fat ass out of the way!

Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.

Yo momma is so crazy, instead of her walking the dog, the dog walks her.

Yo momma is so fat, I tried to drive around her but I ran out of gas.

Yo momma is so fat, I tried to walk around her but I got lost.

Yo momma is so gay she's strait.

Yo momma is so dumb, she called 911 and asked for the number to 911.

Yo momma is so fat, she plays baseball with the planets.

Yo momma is so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to freestyle.

Yo momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma is so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo momma is so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.

Yo momma's feet are so big, her shoes have to have license plates.

Yo momma's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo momma is so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids run after her saying "aw man I missed the bus!"

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo momma has green hair and she thinks she's a tree.

Yo momma is so crazy, she has 10 fingers- on one hand.

Yo momma has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo momma is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Yo momma is so crazy, when she jumped out of a window she went up.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to a football game, she asked the quarterback for a refund.

Yo momma is so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma is so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo momma is so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed.

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