Yo mammas so poor...

Yo mommas so poor, I walked into her house...
Yo mommas so poor... I walked into her house, lit a match and the ants came out saying "Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Thank the lord cause we got HEAT"

By Sam Healey
Published: 11/14/2006 		Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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