Yo Mamma Jokes (Edited)
Here is the edited version of my last post since I made a typo. Enjoy!
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Yo mama so poor I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence. (edited)
Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
Yo mamma so fat when someone asks to shake her hand she has to give directions.
Yo mamma so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license.
Yo mama so old she still uses leather condoms.
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so old she was a hooker at a Roman gladiator party.
Yo mama so poor I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence. (edited)
Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
Yo mamma so fat when someone asks to shake her hand she has to give directions.
Yo mamma so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
New
Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license.
Yo mama so old she still uses leather condoms.
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so old she was a hooker at a Roman gladiator party.
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