Yo Mamma Comebacks & Jokes

Yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

You got so many shopping carts in your backyard, you can start your own grocery store

Let’s get off moms, because I just got off yours

I don’t know what sucks more, your jokes or your mom

Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, cant wait to eat

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she’s on a triet, anything you eating- shell try it

I ain’t got nothing bad to say about your mamma, her face says it all

Hey!!! I don’t have a mom, me and my dad share yours

You know, your moms real nice- she would even give me the hair off her back

Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!

--- I will be back for more soon!!! :)