Yo Mama So Fat

Yo Mama so fat.
Yo mama is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and screamed "Catch that Twinkey"

She is so fat when god said let there be light she had to move.

She is so fat she saw a black bus with white kids and yelled "Get that oreo"

She is so fat she tripped over Texas and landed in New York.

She is so fat King Kong popped out of her butt and started singing.


By Jon Burnash
Published: 11/11/2009
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