Yo Mama Jokes

Do you want to diss your friends? I will give you critic advice on disses.
These are some good disses (you may have heard them before.)

1. Your mother is so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please.

2. Your mother is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

3. Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

4. Your mom is so fat she sat down and caused the apocalypse.

Some bad disses (depends on how you see them.

1. Your mom is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone.

2. Your mom is so fat she is the ozone layer.

3. Your mom is so fat she farted and blew out the sun.

If you don’t like your results, email me at change9333@hotmail.com

And I guarantee disses that will make your friends die of humiliation! Give me your results in the poll@!

By Marco Morales
Published: 8/21/2008
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