Worst Movies of 2010

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.
~ Roger Ebert

Thus spake one of the most reckoned film critics and screen writers in America. True to the letter, I would say! You can hardly get enough of a great movie but a bad one just seems to go on and on and on .....I guess that's how Einstein arrived at the theory of relativity - the poor guy must have got stuck with a monstrously monotonous motion picture (wow, that was consonant!) at the suggestion of some prankster friend (who had probably gone through the torture himself) who thought his own irksome experience must be shared with friends! The movies that I am going to enlist below may well qualify as some of the worst movies of all time! Anyway, now that your adrenaline (and, as a result, enthusiasm) levels have taken a downward course on the prospect of reading about the worst movies of 2010, let's proceed to do the (dis)honors of enumerating 2010's worst movies so far. So - shall we?

List of Worst Movies of 2010 So Far

Here is a list of 2010's worst movies that would crawl along the edges of oblivion in public memory for years to come! Some of these worst films of 2010, however, do come with a caliber to hold a place in public memory due to their sheer lack of plot substance and owning to being high on the monotony factor. Indeed, a couple of these movies even left the audience (my sympathies, sniffle...) awestruck by the guts of the producers/ directors of these movies who dared churn out such fare! Anyway, let the torture begin!

• When in Rome
• Tooth Fairy
• The Back-Up Plan
• Valentine's Day
• Hot Tub Time Machine
• Piranha 3D
• Walter the Farting Dog
• Little Fockers aka Meet the Little Fockers
• Furry Vengeance
• The Virginity Hit
• The Last Airbender
• Sex and the City 2
• The Nutcracker in 3D
• Clash of the Titans
• Grown Ups
• The Warrior's Way
• The Bounty Hunter
• Cop Out
• The Last Song
• Dinner for Schmucks
• Marmaduke
• Takers
• Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball
• the Spy Next Door
• Uwe Boll's BloodRayne 3: Warhammer
• MacGruber
• I Love You Phillip Morris
• Yogi Bear
• The Switch
• Jonah Hex
• Killers
• Letter to Juliet
• Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore
• Middle Men
• You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
• The Wolfman
• Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
• How Do You Know
• My Soul to Take
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Green Zone
• Love Ranch
• The Tempest
• Leap Year
• You Again
• Vampires Suck

Top 10 Worst Movies of 2010

Among all the movies that find a place in the above list, the following 10 titles literally take the cake, the baker and even the entire bakery in the 2010's worst movies department! Take a look and stay away if you haven't undergone the sufferings yet!

• Piranha 3D - Ravenous piranhas snacking on a bunch of tourists - in 3D. That's all there is to it - neither any originality of plot nor any sparkling movie moments!
• Tooth Fairy - A pro hockey player turns into the tooth fairy - that's about as dumb as things can get! Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson couldn't salvage the fate of this one, despite his brawns (sigh!) and fan following!
• Hot Tub Time Machine - The title gives it all away - literally! This film is about a group of buddies who time travel back to the year 1986 hitching the ride in a jacuzzi - dumbfoundingly dumb!
• Walter The Farting Dog - Anyone interested in some canine carbon dioxide? Hah! I didn't think so! This movie tells the tails of a fat dog who is on mission fart-a-thon. Predictably, one of the worst movies ever!
• The Bounty Hunter - It's a romantic comedy which fails to capture the audience because its neither romantic nor funny. Period!
• Grown Ups - This one leaves you confused; probably the state of mind the makers of this movie were when they went along with it. Neither Adam Sandler's comic appeal nor Salma Hayek's sizzle could salvage this one.
• Dinner for Schmucks - The makers probably thought we, the audience, were the schmucks to have served us this audiovisual dinner that we would rather have not had!
• The Back-Up Plan - It was good to see J.Lo back on screen after such a long time but the fact that she chose this vehicle as her movie comeback is unfortunate, to say the least.
• Furry Vengeance - For a movie that's marketed as a comedy, this one is not funny in the least but tedious at the most.
• Vampires Suck - A pathetic spoof of the Twilight series, this one falls way below the Scary Movie league.

The above lists of worst movies of 2010 is compiled after going through various surveys, film reviews and after taking the opinions of various people I, personally, know. Some of you may differ upon the inclusion of certain movies in these lists, as unfair, but you must understand that this is not solely my personal opinion about these movies that I am citing here, although my own experience with some of these is also an influencing factor. Some of the aforementioned movies, although having a great presentation in terms of excellent special effects, fell flat at the box office because they had nothing much to offer other than these effects. As for the others - you won't lose anything to avoid them!