Women Jokes
Chattier, funnier, meaner, crankier...that's how they say women are. Here we bring you a collection of women jokes, some plain funny, some naughty, some 'cranky', some silly...perhaps just like women are! Read on.
- How To Tell A Blonde Had A Bad Day
Blonde joke...
- I Don’t Want To, Maybe Tomorrow
It was a boy, his mother and this girl…
- On The Railway Line
Girl Tied to Railway Line...
- Alphason
Two girls were bathing...
- Women And Drivers License
Why don’t women need a drivers license?
- Women
Funny but mean...
- Why Women Are So Cranky
Good joke! LOL!
- On Top Of Strawberry Hill
About a girl and three boys...
- Traveling
American girl, a French girl and an African girl…
- Tricked Him
Stupid girl… One day there was a 14 year old girl in a…
- The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better then…
Men and women both send out men jokes, and it's about time more women sent out women jokes (instead of getting stupidly offended at them, note men rarely get offended at men jokes)!
- Men and God
Good joke...for us girls
- A women’s prayer
A women goes to bed at night...
- A Temporary Solution At Best
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a long time, and it’s no secret that she’s knockout beauty.
- How Men And Women Change Oil
Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since...
- How To Impress...
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN/HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
- The Creation of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
- PMS Light Bulb Joke
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Top Ten Reasons Women Want Men To Say "I Love
They like the words.
- Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
- Chemical Analysis Of Women
Element: woman - Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam
- Baseball Sex Change
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.
- Some Very Bright Women
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb...
- Women's T-Shirt Sayings
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Women's Training Courses
And for those of us who are sick of the man-bashing jokes, it's her turn now...
- Good Girls Vs Bad Girls
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what’s for breakfast?"
- 52 Reasons To Have A Beer Over A Woman
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
- The Truth About Wives
The following statements were proven as completely true by a panel of distinguished men (who were immediately clubbed to death by their wives).
- Understanding Women
At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.
- Mother - Daughter Bonding
Women prefer the simple things in life...like men.
- 15 Laws For Women To Live By
Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.
- What Women Know About Men
What is the thinnest book in the world?
- Quick Thinker
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
- Breakdown
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.
- Job Interview: Polish Blonde
A young blonde polish woman walks in for a...
- Kept Women
Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their...
- Hired Help
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her...
- Paint Colors
A woman calls a Contractor to her house to give her a...
- Checkups
There were three women who were at the gynecologist getting...
- Punished For Something That I Didn't Do
One day a little girl came home from...
- Reasons Why Women Are Like Football Pitches
There is a vast difference in...
- The Perfect Day for Her
A woman's dream...
- It's Dark In Here!
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her...
- Three Wishes
One day a little girl was walking down the sidewalk on her way to school...
- For the Guys
It doesn't matter that I am a women, I still find these women-bashing jokes hilarious! you might too!
- Blond Men for a change
Dumb blonde men, and one damn smart woman.
