Why Am I Dating You

I have a million and one things to ask you man in question...First thing that I would ask is for you to identify yourself; I hope that you would be up front with me and no jive. If you're not honest, to the Feds I would describe. For the man in question, what is your occupation? Because I'm looking for security...can you provide?? Have you ever raised your hand to strike a sista'? If the answer is "yes" then i would have to dismiss ya'! Cause I've had enough of that drama. So man in question, how are your hands...Are they hard like rocks? Because by skin is like charmin and I wouldn't want to walk around with cuts!! How would you please the mind? Would you kill my wicked thoughts with words of foreverness.. Or would you whisper sweet nothings in my ear? Are you teaser pleaser or a lady skizzer?? I have to know man in question.. Cause there are just too many "Wham Bam Thank You Mam's around. Are you a keeper? Because I'm looking for that keepsaker to end this journey for destiny. Can you really be my soulmate? That's the question at hand....These are just some of the things I need to know but one last thing..... How can you challenge are love to grow? Til' next time man in question we must do this again.. But for now I'll just settle for you being my friend!!!