VooDoo D***

This guy wants to buy a gift to keep his horny girlfriend busy while he's gone. He goes to a nearby adult store to get her something. He discovered a strange box so he asked the manager what is was. He said, "It's a voodoo d*ck, tell it something, and watch what happens."

He then said, "Voodoo d*ck, door!" The voodoo d*ck thrust itself through the door in and out. The guy says, "I'll buy it!". The dude goes home and gives it to his girlfriend. Excited, she said, "Voodoo d*ck, my p*ssy." The voodoo d*ck began to thrust, and she was pleased. The guy then left for his 3 week business trip. Later, his girlfriend, wanted to take the voodoo d*ck out, but she didn't know how, so she found where the store was, and she got in her car. Almost there, she gets pulled over by a cop who caught her speeding. He says to the woman, "Maa'm, why are you speeding?" She replied, "I have a voodoo d*ck pumping inside me and I don't know how to get it out." The cop said, "Voodoo d*ck, my a$$!"