Vampire's Feast

A vampire returns covered in blood and leads the other vampires to the place where he got it from
The head vampire had been out looking for food and had left the rest of the vampires at home. On return to his home, his face was covered in blood and all the other vampires got excited about this. They wanted to know where he got this from and so he said he would take them there the next night.

The next night the vampires followed the head vampire across fields and fields, mountains and countrysides right until the vampire landed on a tree in the middle of a forest. He said to the rest of the vampires, 'See that tree over there with no leaves'
The other vampires all said yes. 'Well I don’t'

By Lorna Dandy
Published: 6/6/2008
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