Up A Mountain
There were three men, black, white and a Chinese…
They were three men, a black man, a white man and a Chinese man. Up a mountain there were a million dollars and they said whoever can get to it they can have it. But they said if you look down while climbing the mountain your time is up. So the white man went up and the black man said, "Yo white man your girlfriend is down here". The white man looked down and they said your time is up. So the Chinese man starts climbing, the white man says, "Yo Chinese man, your shoelace is untied". So the Chinese man looked down and they said, "Your time is up". So the last person was the black man and the Chinese man said, "Yo black man your draws coming down". The black man said, "You are a goddamn liar because I don’t have on no goddamn draws!"

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