Two Horses

A truck driver is driving through countryside and breaks down by a farm.

He hears some one say "hey". When he looks over he sees two horses a white and brown one.

The white one said "it sounds like your fan belt broke"

So the trucker looks and it is broken

"My owner has a fan belt in the barn" the white horse said

So the trucker goes and retrieves it. And fixes his truck. He drives down the road and sees the bar. So he pulls over still freaked out from the horses.

So he goes up to the bar and says "you will never believe this but two horses just talked to me and told me how to fix my truck"

The bartender replied "which one told you the white or brown one.

"The white one" the trucker replied back

The bartender then said "good 'cause the brown one don’t know sh*t about trucks"