Tuff Choice
A choice no man should have to make.
A man walks into a Doctors Office.
"What is it that brought you in today?" said the Doctor.
"Ever since high school I've suffered from terrible head aches. I've tried everything I can think of and nothing seems to help." said the man.
The Doctor gives him a check up.
"I can't find any clear reason for the problem. I’m going to order some test and we will schedule you an appointment for about a week from now to come back in." said the Doctor.
A week later the man heads back to the Doctors office.
"The results of your test have arrived. After reviewing the results I have bad news. Your testicals are pushed against the bottom of your spin and that is the root of your problem. The only way to stop the migraines is to remove your testicals. It’s a simple operation but I’m sure it’s a very tuff choice. To choose between migraines for life or not being able to have children." said the doctor.
After being silent for a while the man says "I've lived with these migraines for so many years. I guess I have to do what it takes to fix this."
The surgery was scheduled for a month out and the man came in and went through with the surgery as planned. After the surgery the man felt much better his migraine was gone but he was in a very sad mood. On his drive home he notices a high price clothing store.
"Yeah I'll get some new cloths that will make me feel better." he thinks.
He walks into the store and a man walks right over to him with a smile on his face.
"You look like you need a new suite." said the sales man.
"Sounds good." said the man.
"Your pants you’re a size 34/32 right?" said the sales man.
"Your right! How did you know?" said the man.
"It’s my job." said the sales man.
"Your jacket size it a size 8 right?" said the sales man.
"Your right again! How did you know?" said the man.
"It’s my job." said the sales man.
"How about a hat?" said the sales man.
"Sure!" said the man.
"Size 22 right?" said the sales man.
"Oh my god. Right again!" said the man.
"It’s my job." That the sales man.
"How about some new underwear?" said the sales man.
"Why not?" said the man.
"Size 34 right?" said the sales man.
"Oh you’re wrong this time. I've been wearing size 32's since high school." said the man.
"Oh you can't wear size 32's. They will push your balls against your spin and give you a terrible head ache."
"What is it that brought you in today?" said the Doctor.
"Ever since high school I've suffered from terrible head aches. I've tried everything I can think of and nothing seems to help." said the man.
The Doctor gives him a check up.
"I can't find any clear reason for the problem. I’m going to order some test and we will schedule you an appointment for about a week from now to come back in." said the Doctor.
A week later the man heads back to the Doctors office.
"The results of your test have arrived. After reviewing the results I have bad news. Your testicals are pushed against the bottom of your spin and that is the root of your problem. The only way to stop the migraines is to remove your testicals. It’s a simple operation but I’m sure it’s a very tuff choice. To choose between migraines for life or not being able to have children." said the doctor.
After being silent for a while the man says "I've lived with these migraines for so many years. I guess I have to do what it takes to fix this."
The surgery was scheduled for a month out and the man came in and went through with the surgery as planned. After the surgery the man felt much better his migraine was gone but he was in a very sad mood. On his drive home he notices a high price clothing store.
"Yeah I'll get some new cloths that will make me feel better." he thinks.
He walks into the store and a man walks right over to him with a smile on his face.
"You look like you need a new suite." said the sales man.
"Sounds good." said the man.
"Your pants you’re a size 34/32 right?" said the sales man.
"Your right! How did you know?" said the man.
"It’s my job." said the sales man.
"Your jacket size it a size 8 right?" said the sales man.
"Your right again! How did you know?" said the man.
"It’s my job." said the sales man.
"How about a hat?" said the sales man.
"Sure!" said the man.
"Size 22 right?" said the sales man.
"Oh my god. Right again!" said the man.
"It’s my job." That the sales man.
"How about some new underwear?" said the sales man.
"Why not?" said the man.
"Size 34 right?" said the sales man.
"Oh you’re wrong this time. I've been wearing size 32's since high school." said the man.
"Oh you can't wear size 32's. They will push your balls against your spin and give you a terrible head ache."
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