and the stars in the sky I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there for better or worse
till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
It doesn't end here, though. There are hundreds and thousands of these nauseating sap taps out there, and each one among us is guilty of having swooned to those tunes whilst being stone-drunk on love. Let's just never mention that, ever, and get on to the much enjoyable task at hand.
Ladies and gents, let the love song shaming begin.
The songs have not been 'ranked' in any way, and is a personal choice of the writer. Opinions will almost certainly differ.
The days would all be empty
The nights would seem so long
With you I see forever, oh, so clearly
A - When you get a whiff of moldy cheese every time the song is played.
B - When it gets transformed into elevator music.
C - When it becomes your grandma's ring tone.
I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Is it me you're looking for?
Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every bond you break / Every step you take / I'll be watching you.
Every single day / Every word you say / Every game you play / Every night you stay / I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see / You belong to me? / How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
And yeah, it's sung by The Police.
Ladies, if not for his songs, let's just mace him for making men think it's okay to wear that stupid beanie everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
Lesson learned―cheesiness never makes sense, people.
A fire that burns through wind and rain
Shine your light on this heart of mine
Till the end of time
And this I promise from my heart
I couldn't love you any better
I love you just the way you are.
I need a little help comprehending this antithesis of a song. Is it a cipher of some sort, understood only by the minds that are temporarily paralyzed by Cupid's poison-tipped darts? Anything? Anything?