Top 10 Signs You Need The Best Moisturizer
These are a funny top 10 list of signs that you need the best moisturizer money can buy. If you find any of these to be true, you might need to go online and buy a moisturizer.
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Number 10:
If your face looks like you fell asleep with your cheek on a corduroy pillow, but you didnt... You need to shop for the best moisturizer.
Number 9:
If you need a Q-tip to clean out the wrinkles on your neck... You need to shop for the best moisturizer.
Number 8:
If you went to the zoo with your daughter, and the zoo keeper thanked her for returning the missing iguana lizard... You need to find the best moisturizer.
Number 7:
If your neighbor's Shar Pei dog looks at YOU funny... You need to go get the best moisturizer.
Number 6:
If you forehead looks like a pack of hot dogs... You need help.. and you need to get the best moisturizer.
Number 5:
If when the wind blows, your face whistles... You need to get the best moisturizer you can afford.
Number 4:
If you wash your face in the sink, and no water makes it to the basin... You guessed it, you need the best moisturizer.
Number 3:
If a SAND DUNE puts on moisturizing cream when YOU go to the beach... You need a good moisturizer.
Number 2:
If you went to the beautician, and she suggested a brown bag on your head... It might be time for the best moisturizer.
Number 1:
You already know.. if you were laughing at the earlier 9 reasons, because you can RELATE to them... congratulations, you need the best moisturizer.
Number 10:
If your face looks like you fell asleep with your cheek on a corduroy pillow, but you didnt... You need to shop for the best moisturizer.
Number 9:
If you need a Q-tip to clean out the wrinkles on your neck... You need to shop for the best moisturizer.
Number 8:
If you went to the zoo with your daughter, and the zoo keeper thanked her for returning the missing iguana lizard... You need to find the best moisturizer.
Number 7:
If your neighbor's Shar Pei dog looks at YOU funny... You need to go get the best moisturizer.
Number 6:
If you forehead looks like a pack of hot dogs... You need help.. and you need to get the best moisturizer.
Number 5:
If when the wind blows, your face whistles... You need to get the best moisturizer you can afford.
Number 4:
If you wash your face in the sink, and no water makes it to the basin... You guessed it, you need the best moisturizer.
Number 3:
If a SAND DUNE puts on moisturizing cream when YOU go to the beach... You need a good moisturizer.
Number 2:
If you went to the beautician, and she suggested a brown bag on your head... It might be time for the best moisturizer.
Number 1:
You already know.. if you were laughing at the earlier 9 reasons, because you can RELATE to them... congratulations, you need the best moisturizer.
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