Though She Lives Someplace Very Far

She loves soap operas
He throws up some drama
She is more like her mama
He is unlike his papa

Though she lives someplace very far
So why can’t he keep away from her?

She thinks he behaves like a snob
And he doesn’t care about that
She thinks he has friends to be ignored
He thinks she forgets what’s important

Though she lives someplace very far
So why can’t he keep away from her?

He thinks she behaves like a primadonna
She says its others who find her hotter
He thinks she is such a flirt
She says she’s all guys want

Though she lives someplace very far
So why can’t he keep away from her?

He doesn’t like how she makes her stomach bloat
But when she does it she seems to gloat
As a person she says she is down to earth
He seems to really doubt that

Though she lives someplace very far
So why can’t he keep away from her?

She says she saved him from the bar
He thinks he has the will power
She has some issues with her parts
He is ok as long as he can grab

Though she lives someplace very far
So why can’t he keep away from her?