The Secret of True Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As the beholder, I want to offer some tips on what makes my lady so fine.

What do I know about beauty? I mean, I'm a guy. Not only am I a guy, but my testosterone levels are so high that when I go fishing, the fish raise little white flags and jump right into the boat. Easy pickin's, but not very sporting. "Organic salad" sounds like a communist plot to me. My pickup truck is so big that it can haul railroad cars. I generate my own power with windmills that I built myself. Yeah, I'm a guy through and through.

Thanks to being with the most beautiful woman in the world, I know beauty. Is beauty all about clear skin and nice hair? No, but those traits certainly help. In and of themselves they're not enough.

A beautiful woman does four things that make her beautiful:

1. She takes care of herself, and it shows.
2. She is confident but approachable.
3. She is practical and smart.
4. She is happy... or if she is sad she is very beautiful about it. Anyway, her emotions are worn on her sleeve to some extent.

Nobody can do all these things all the time. That's where those tabloid shots of beautiful celebrities looking like something from the rear end of a dog come from. The thing about a beautiful woman is that she does most of the above most of the time.

One more sub-point that is relevant to points 1. and 4. above: My girl puts all this fancy cream and gunk all over her face. It's expensive. She knows how to buy it at deep discounts, though. She probably spends less than she would at a pharmacy. She is so smart and practical!

The reason I'm writing this article is that she asked me to write it. When you love your girl as much as I love mine, you do what she says. Besides, she has such a good heart and she wants to share her secrets with other women. She knows she's beautiful because I tell her all the time.

If you would like to know her secrets to discount skin care products, well, you know what to do.

May you be beautiful.

PS -- If you're a guy, this is a great chance to get your special lady a little special something that will impress her without your having to take out a loan.