The Recipe for Disaster
A simple method to cause misery, suffering, pain, catastrophe and misfortune. This meal is suitable for diabetics. Also, please, please, don't forget to comment! Cheers and enjoy...
Disaster
Serves Many
There are multiple variations on this basic recipe. The one you see here is quick, extremely easy to make, and once in the oven should require minimal attention.
This is excellent for entertaining where--rather than spending too much time causing untold misery to millions--one can enjoy the company of his/her guests. It is best to have the disaster in the oven at least half-an-hour before guests arrive.
Ingredients
- 2 Cups Negligence
- ½ Cup Lofty ideals
- ¼ Cup Consequence
- 50g Time
- 4 tsp Fossil Fuel / Vanilla essence
- 1 tsp Forgetfulness
- ¾ tsp Unfortunate circumstances
- A small handful of stupidity (optional)
Preheat the oven to as high a temperature as possible (anything above 400◦C is acceptable). Start by gently melting the time in a large saucepan. Slowly add the fossil fuel and Negligence. Stir vigorously and haphazardly until combined. Remove the saucepan from the heat and allow to cool to room temperature.
Into a separate bowl, pour the lofty ideals and, if you are using it, add the stupidity. Whisk until both items are indistinguishable from one another. (If you are only using the lofty ideals, whisk until they appear believable).
Pour this mixture into the saucepan and mix until well combined.
Tip into a well greased 20cm x 10cm loaf tin, sprinkle with consequence and bake for 50-60 minutes or until the disaster collapses into mayhem if lightly pressed. Serve hot. Do not allow to cool.
Variations
For an interesting, themed variation, try replacing the stupidity with North Korean small arms, and the consequence with weapons-grade plutonium. It is advisable to bake this at a slightly lower temperature than the standard loaf.
Alternatively, one might wish to try serving the disaster in many small pieces, with pesto or hummus for dipping.
Serves Many
There are multiple variations on this basic recipe. The one you see here is quick, extremely easy to make, and once in the oven should require minimal attention.
This is excellent for entertaining where--rather than spending too much time causing untold misery to millions--one can enjoy the company of his/her guests. It is best to have the disaster in the oven at least half-an-hour before guests arrive.
Ingredients
- 2 Cups Negligence
- ½ Cup Lofty ideals
- ¼ Cup Consequence
- 50g Time
- 4 tsp Fossil Fuel / Vanilla essence
- 1 tsp Forgetfulness
- ¾ tsp Unfortunate circumstances
- A small handful of stupidity (optional)
Preheat the oven to as high a temperature as possible (anything above 400◦C is acceptable). Start by gently melting the time in a large saucepan. Slowly add the fossil fuel and Negligence. Stir vigorously and haphazardly until combined. Remove the saucepan from the heat and allow to cool to room temperature.
Into a separate bowl, pour the lofty ideals and, if you are using it, add the stupidity. Whisk until both items are indistinguishable from one another. (If you are only using the lofty ideals, whisk until they appear believable).
Pour this mixture into the saucepan and mix until well combined.
Tip into a well greased 20cm x 10cm loaf tin, sprinkle with consequence and bake for 50-60 minutes or until the disaster collapses into mayhem if lightly pressed. Serve hot. Do not allow to cool.
Variations
For an interesting, themed variation, try replacing the stupidity with North Korean small arms, and the consequence with weapons-grade plutonium. It is advisable to bake this at a slightly lower temperature than the standard loaf.
Alternatively, one might wish to try serving the disaster in many small pieces, with pesto or hummus for dipping.
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