THE PHARMACY

CHEATING SUCKS.
This lady goes into the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist for some cyanide. The pharmacist says maam I cannot give u cyanide, I'll loose my job. He asks maam what do you need cyanide for? The woman said I caught my husband cheating!! And I'm going to poison him. Well the pharmacist gets very upset and asks the woman to leave. The woman says before I leave I'll ask you one more time, for the cyanide she reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist's wife and shows it to him. He replies thats different I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A PRESCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By renea johnson
Published: 8/5/2009
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