The Lady and the Player

Ninja!
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The Lady and The Player

Once Upon a time in a place called London there lived a street of rich mansions. In those mansions lived people who had too much time on their hands for me to write a story about them. But in those mansions lived animals of all kind manly cats and dogs. In one mansion that lived on a hill was an English springer spaniel named Elizabeth. And in the dark alley streets of London lived a golden retriever named Robin. Neither have ever met and didn't know the other existed. Well that's all about to change because a certain stupid science teacher is making me write this even though I have no intentions to. I have to unless I want a detention, so if it's crap don't blame me. Blame my science teacher. Anyway, here's the story.

I have to escape Elizabeth thought as she looked at the fence. Elizabeth was tired of being trapped in the mansion, never going out and seeing the world. Sure she loved the pampering but it wasn't enough. She ran and squeezed through the fence and made it. She looked back at the place she's known her whole life, the place where she was born and raised. She shook her head and ran away. As she ran she kept thinking of all the places and dogs she'll meet. She'll be able to make friends and maybe find something more. She stopped at a fountain and looked around. She saw so many people walking around in a hurry. She looked around and all of a sudden a net was over her. She looked up and saw a man with a beard and apparently hasn't showered in days.

"Well, what do we have here?" He said and Elizabeth whimpered in fear. She heard a growl and they both looked over and saw a golden retriever glaring at the man. Elizabeth felt the man tense as the golden retriever continued to growl.
"Go get out of here" the golden retriever said to Elizabeth but she was too shocked to move. The man charged at the dog but the dog dodged and bit him on the ankle. The man howled in pain and the dog ran over to Elizabeth.
"Come on" he said and they both ran away until they stopped on a hill far away from the city. They both stopped to catch their breaths and soon they were both laughing. When they both stopped and recovered themselves the golden retriever looked at her.

"Well I guess I should know the name of the girl I rescued" he said and she blushed a little bit.
"Elizabeth" she said and the golden retriever nodded.
"I'm Robin" he said.
"Thank you for saving me" she said and he smiled and nodded.
"No problem, it's been happening a lot lately" he said and looked out at the city. For some reason Elizabeth felt a little disappointed but she didn't know why.
"So what's a girl like you doing around here?" Robin asked and Elizabeth sighed.
"I ran away from home" she said and he looked at her curiously.
"Why would you want to run away from a place where they serve you on a silver platter?" he asked her in disbelief.
"Believe me it's not what you think. I felt trapped in there, never seeing another dog or anything. I just wanted to be free" she said and he nodded.
"I understand" he said and her eyes sparkled.
"Really?" she asked and he nodded. He looked up at the sky as it became darker and darker.
"Come on I'll show you a great place" he said and they ran towards some Mexican food place. Robin scratched on the door and a guy with a huge mustache came out and saw Robin.

"Robin my amigos! You're here" he said and looked towards Elizabeth.
"And I see you brought a lovely lady" he said and Elizabeth blushed a little.
"Well come, come I shall set up a dinner for you" he said and Robin and Elizabeth went to a box and sat down next to each other as the guy came out with a taco on a plate (cause everybody loves tacos right?) and put it in front of them.
"Eat up" he said and grabbed a ukulele out of nowhere and started playing a song in Spanish. They quickly ate it and their noses touched. They quickly looked away from each other. After the dinner and the Mexican guy left they went to a hill and started doing it. Now kiddies we all know what 'Doing it' means and if you don't then go Google it.
For all those people out there and the stupid science teacher who made me do this I refuse to write about what they did. It's just who I am so you guys can do something what I like to call imagination and imagine what they do ok?
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Elizabeth woke up the next morning and saw Robin was gone. She couldn't find him anywhere and she felt weirdly sick in the stomach. She left the hill and went back home and saw her owners were relieved to see her back safely.
9 months later...
"Patch stop biting your sister" Elizabeth said and the two puppies looked at her.
"I'm sorry Mama" Patch said and Elizabeth sighed and licked his face. Rini came over and rubbed her little head against Elizabeth's leg.
"Mama where's Papa?" she asked and Elizabeth looked sad and they saw this.

"He's gone" she said and the matter was dropped. Until later that night when Elizabeth was sleeping Patch and Rini decided they were going to find their Papa. They left the house (which I don't think anyone should do in the middle of the night, especially not between 3-4 am. That's when the demon from Paranormal Activity comes out) and kept going around asking for their Papa. Patch looked a lot like Robin while Rini looked a lot like Elizabeth. They ran into a dog that is friends with Robin and they asked him. He lied and said no but he kept thinking what the hell has Robin gotten himself into? Two hours later they finally gave up and started heading back until a net came over them and they looked up to see a man with an evil smirk on his face. They tried to escape but failed and they were dragged onto a truck and ended up in the pound. They stayed there and shook with fear until they heard some noises coming from the other side of the door. Out of nowhere Robin bursts in like a ninja (cause Ninja's are cool) and looked at the puppies.

"Papa" they cried out in joy and Robin freed them and they all ran back home.
"What the hell are you doing here" Elizabeth said as soon as they got home.
"Look I'm sorry for what I did and I'll never do it again" Robin vowed. They all lived happily ever after and had 30 puppies.

I seriously hate my science teacher.