The iPhone is the Only Phone

Beginning on June 29th, 2007, when every business selling an iPhone saw lines wrapped around the lane with thousands of people in sleeping bags in all varieties of states of deteriorating hygiene, the iPhone has become a household name. Perhaps the first electronic celebrity, the iPhone is so celebrated because it's entertaining and it works. Indeed, it seems the bosses of the iPhone have thought of everything. No, never mind.

They haven't, but they have left it up to us, the general public, to decide what it is they have not thought of. Remember the old whoopie cushion? Forget it. Pick up a wholesale iPhone, (it's lower priced!), and download the user-created application iFart. Leave it on a chair and the next time the mobile phone is moved, enjoy the faux-flatulence fun.

But on a more technological note, if you are unconvinced about the iPhone's undeniable superiority, you should just take a look at it. The phone's polished aspect serves to mirror the finesse of its inside. This is one piece of machinery that is undoubtedly as beautiful inside as it is out. There is no sharp edge, each side blends effortlessly into the other, fitting cleanly into your hand, the planate surface soothing your skin. The iPhone's avant-garde face has been usually mirrored, but has yet to even be duplicated, let alone eclipsed. Big enough to understand, yet little enough to fit on the screen, the iPhone's vibrant display has become the logo of the new epoch.

One of the coolest features is its lack of buttons. The world went insane over the QWERTY keyboard most mobile phones now come equipped with, but those minute buttons left little room forlarge fingers. Two or three letters typed out at a time caused frustration and a upsetting loss of time, and quickness is one of the crucial elements of the texting craze. With the iPhone, all it takes is a swift flick of a finger--any finger, of any size, a toe might even work--and you are effortlessly flipping through your myriad applications, text messages, calls and pictures. To write up a quick letter, just bring up the QWERTY keyboard on screen and type away! The on-screen buttons are bigger, so that anyone can fire off a pick up line in record time.

But enough about the boring stuff. The applications are all the rage. From the useless, like the PhoneSaber which turns your iPhone into a lightsaber equipped with saber sounds when you swish it, to the lifesaving such as the EyeChart which arms the user with a actual Snellen eye chart to measure any loss of vision. Or the Epocrates app, which assists users in identifying caplets by their physical appearance and catch any unknown drug interactions.

If you're of a musical mind, you'd probably like the Ocarina app, which literally makes your phone into a musical instrument. The good news is many the iPhone's apps are gratis. Buy a wholesale cell phone and you'll be way ahead of the game. The iPhone: quite literally the only phone you'll need for calls, text messages, killing time and the pursuit of happiness.