The Door

Once upon a time there was a magic door. Satan used it to trick people. They would be promised fame and fortune in another world if they gave up what they loved most at the door. Piles of their valuable things grew at the door dozens of feet high. The door of course, was just a straight drop into a pit in hell that God or Satan himself could not escape except through 50 years of climbing. God could, in theory, rescue the selfish people who would give up their happy lives for easy fame and fortune, but he felt that they choose their own fate. Therefore God left the Devil and the magic door alone. Satan thought, of course he had finally pulled it off! Until....

One day a man came to the door. Satan recognized that this was no angel or saint, belonging to himself, God or otherwise, so he (disguised as a human) couldn't help but smile. Another sucker! But wait, this guy had a wagon with him! "Oh no", said the man. "I'm happy, just here for the free stuff."

Satan (obviously a big fan of material possessions) had never thought of collecting them before! He could only watch in awe and respect as the man loaded his wagon and started on his way. "Damn he's good! I wish he could be the devil for a day or something," Satan thought. "I could use those kinds of pointers!"

"Wish granted" Chuck Norris said aloud, as he threw off his own disguise, jumped over his wagon, and kicked Satan through the door.
THE END