The Dog...
How did this happen?
"What are you doing asleep on a park bench in the middle of the day naked?"
"Well, you see officer; it all started this morning, when I woke up....
"I woke up to the sound of big masters' alarm clock and jumped off my doggy bed. I wandered down into the kitchen where I knew big master was headed and sat down next to miss kitty to wait for breakfast. (Yes, we have a cat and a dog in the same house. Surprisingly we get on very well)."
"Hang on! What do you mean doggy bed?"
"Well I am actually a dog. Let me finish my explanation. Anyway, when big master came downstairs we could tell that this was going to be a busy day, by the way he was rushing around. We guessed that the alarm clock had gone off late and we were right."
He fed us quickly and ran out the door, not even bothering to get some breakfast for himself. This was fairly normal, big master hardly ever ate in the mornings.
"We finished our breakfast soon afterward, and miss kitty went and sat on the windowsill in the sun. Meanwhile, I went upstairs. I knew little master and little mistress had to get up now, and big master had forgotten to wake them. I walked into little masters' room first and woke him up. Next I went across the hallway and into little mistresses' room. I jumped onto her bed and licked her face, waking her up.
"The last person I had to wake up was big mistress. I left her till last because I knew how much she hates getting woken up. So I cautiously walked into the big room and went to big mistresses' side of the bed. I nudged at her side, trying to wake her up gently. Unfortunately as soon as my nose touched her side, she jumped straight up and yelled at me to get out of her room. I did that straight away.
"I wandered back down the hallway and headed downstairs again. The little master and mistress were already downstairs eating breakfast, but they were still in their pajamas and they were running late. I knew I had to hurry them along somehow so I went and asked Miss Kitty for help.
"She agreed to my plan, so I pretended to chase her and she jumped up on the breakfast counter and 'accidentally' split their cereal into their laps. Both of them immediately jumped up and ran upstairs to change. My plan worked!
"Big mistress came downstairs just then. She quickly cleaned up the mess left from breakfast and started making little master and mistresses lunches. She put these in their bags which were near the door and yelled out that they had to leave now or they were going to be late."
Both of them ran downstairs and grabbed their bags on the way out the door. I followed them out the doggy door as usual and made sure they got to school safely, just like I did every morning.
"As I was walking home, I saw a van pull up beside me and next thing I know I'm stuck in a net and being tossed into the back of the van. I started struggling and barking, hoping someone, anyone, would come rescue me. It didn't help, as my abductor noticed my struggle and decided to give me a tranquilizing needle to calm me down."
The next thing I remembered was when I woke up. I was lying on a bed. I sat up and looked around, trying to work out where I was. I realized I was in a science lab and I was chained to the bed. I looked down at myself, and that's when I realized something was different. I wasn't a dog anymore! I was human!
"I freaked then. I started yelling for help and a man walked in. He looked at me and yelled out to someone else. Another man raced in, looked at me then he turned to the first man and they both started shouting, 'It worked! It worked!'
One of them walked over to me then and stabbed me with another tranquilizing needle.
Next thing I remember you came along and started poking me with your baton officer and you scared me awake. So that's my story as to how I ended up asleep on a park bench in the middle of the day naked."
"Very funny son, now you're coming with me. By the way, what's your name?"
"My name's Mutt..."
"Well, you see officer; it all started this morning, when I woke up....
"I woke up to the sound of big masters' alarm clock and jumped off my doggy bed. I wandered down into the kitchen where I knew big master was headed and sat down next to miss kitty to wait for breakfast. (Yes, we have a cat and a dog in the same house. Surprisingly we get on very well)."
"Hang on! What do you mean doggy bed?"
"Well I am actually a dog. Let me finish my explanation. Anyway, when big master came downstairs we could tell that this was going to be a busy day, by the way he was rushing around. We guessed that the alarm clock had gone off late and we were right."
He fed us quickly and ran out the door, not even bothering to get some breakfast for himself. This was fairly normal, big master hardly ever ate in the mornings.
"We finished our breakfast soon afterward, and miss kitty went and sat on the windowsill in the sun. Meanwhile, I went upstairs. I knew little master and little mistress had to get up now, and big master had forgotten to wake them. I walked into little masters' room first and woke him up. Next I went across the hallway and into little mistresses' room. I jumped onto her bed and licked her face, waking her up.
"The last person I had to wake up was big mistress. I left her till last because I knew how much she hates getting woken up. So I cautiously walked into the big room and went to big mistresses' side of the bed. I nudged at her side, trying to wake her up gently. Unfortunately as soon as my nose touched her side, she jumped straight up and yelled at me to get out of her room. I did that straight away.
"I wandered back down the hallway and headed downstairs again. The little master and mistress were already downstairs eating breakfast, but they were still in their pajamas and they were running late. I knew I had to hurry them along somehow so I went and asked Miss Kitty for help.
"She agreed to my plan, so I pretended to chase her and she jumped up on the breakfast counter and 'accidentally' split their cereal into their laps. Both of them immediately jumped up and ran upstairs to change. My plan worked!
"Big mistress came downstairs just then. She quickly cleaned up the mess left from breakfast and started making little master and mistresses lunches. She put these in their bags which were near the door and yelled out that they had to leave now or they were going to be late."
Both of them ran downstairs and grabbed their bags on the way out the door. I followed them out the doggy door as usual and made sure they got to school safely, just like I did every morning.
"As I was walking home, I saw a van pull up beside me and next thing I know I'm stuck in a net and being tossed into the back of the van. I started struggling and barking, hoping someone, anyone, would come rescue me. It didn't help, as my abductor noticed my struggle and decided to give me a tranquilizing needle to calm me down."
The next thing I remembered was when I woke up. I was lying on a bed. I sat up and looked around, trying to work out where I was. I realized I was in a science lab and I was chained to the bed. I looked down at myself, and that's when I realized something was different. I wasn't a dog anymore! I was human!
"I freaked then. I started yelling for help and a man walked in. He looked at me and yelled out to someone else. Another man raced in, looked at me then he turned to the first man and they both started shouting, 'It worked! It worked!'
One of them walked over to me then and stabbed me with another tranquilizing needle.
Next thing I remember you came along and started poking me with your baton officer and you scared me awake. So that's my story as to how I ended up asleep on a park bench in the middle of the day naked."
"Very funny son, now you're coming with me. By the way, what's your name?"
"My name's Mutt..."
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