The Chav's Lord's Prayer
A special version of the Lord's Prayer for those Burberry-hatted ne'er-do-wells the Chavs
Our Father, who art in prison,
even mum knows not His name,
thy chavdom come
you'll read The Sun,
In Exmouth which is in Devon
Give us this day our welfare bread,
and forgive us our ASBOs
as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us
lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing
for thine is the chavdom,
the burberry and the Bacardi,
for ever and ever
Our Kevin
even mum knows not His name,
thy chavdom come
you'll read The Sun,
In Exmouth which is in Devon
Give us this day our welfare bread,
and forgive us our ASBOs
as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us
lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing
for thine is the chavdom,
the burberry and the Bacardi,
for ever and ever
Our Kevin
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