The Chandelier Kichler and More

Welcome to Chandeliers R Us, your premier chandelier company that can fulfill all of your chandelier needs. We have all of the common styles such as the chandelier French & the bronze chandelier, as well as providing chandeliers from our Chandeliers R Us Originals Collection: the black crystal chandelier, the outdoor chandelier, and finally our piece de resistance, the Chandelier Kichler!

Whenever one hears the words black crystal chandelier, one tends to automatically think of the famous black crystal chandelier that King Louis XIV of France had installed in The Louvre right before he moved out to Versailles. His black crystal chandelier was incredible – over 45 feet tall from top to bottom, and had more than 25 million black crystals – each illuminated by a triumvirate of candles. This black crystal chandelier is truly a marvelous fire hazard to behold, and has been duplicated, using electric lights, by every chandelier company around.

We here at Chandeliers R Us, have decided to go a different route, and have fashioned our black crystal chandelier with the intent of replicating the exact look and feel of the crystal from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal. This unique chandelier can bring a sense of gloom & despair to any location, no matter how bright and positive the setting may be. If you want to give the Disneyland teacups a depressing atmosphere, our black crystal chandelier is just what you’re looking for!

We, the people of Chandeliers R Us, sure love camping, but have often felt that one thing that camping is missing is that sense of glitz & glamour. For this reason we have created the outdoor chandelier. The main thing one has to worry about with an outdoor chandelier is where one should hang an outdoor chandelier. One may not hang it from a tree, for quite often the branches & leaves will wreck the lighting and destroy the mood you were trying to create by using the outdoor chandelier in the first place.

To overcome this quandary, we simply created anti-gravity. All scientific problems are easy to overcome as long as one is determined enough. The idea of the outdoor chandelier provided more than enough incentive to make us determined, and soon anti-gravity was created. This allows the Chandeliers R Us outdoor chandelier to hover gently and steadily in any location you desire.

Finally, we come to the chandelier Kichler. This exceptional chandelier was devised by none other than Harry Kichler, the world famous chandelier artisan, himself. Harry Kichler made the chandelier Kichler with the idea of having a chandelier that is constantly changing from day to day, providing you with a chandelier that is always unique, yet always beautiful.

In order to accomplish this lofty goal he first gained a PhD in genetic manipulation, and then used this knowledge to create the world’s first truly living chandelier: the chandelier Kichler. It never changes mass, but constantly shifts the mass into different formations, sometimes changing its density to facilitate an increase or decrease of volume. One must occasionally water it and feed it specially formulated chandelier Kichler food, but this is a small price to pay for excellence in illumination.

Chandeliers R Us, bringing you unique illumination solutions in all our chandeliers.