Ten Ways to Order a Pizza

Messing with the pizza guys is always a fun thing to do when you're sitting with friends and doing absolutely nothing. And who says, if you call them you have to order a pizza, which has to get delivered! There are many hilarious ways of ordering a pizza, which doesn't have to be mean, but a healthy joke pulled on to whoever takes your call. But remember, if you can pull a joke on them, sorry shouldn't be a hard word to say too! Read on to find the best ten ways to order a pizza and some more, put together so you can have a hearty laugh.

Ten Fun Ways to Order a Pizza
When you are ordering a pizza, the person on the other end of the phone doesn't know who you are. When you call the pizza place, usually all you do is give them your order and address, tell them the add-ons and hang up. But what's the fun in that, when you can surely pep up the conversation with some funny pickup lines! Just throwing a funny start line or ending with a stupid note, can make a person laugh and give you a different way of ordering pizza. So find such ten ways to order a pizza, that sound absolutely absurd yet funny, mentioned below. Take a look!

1. Ask them, "who invented pizza?"
2. Ask to see a menu.
3. Change your accent every three seconds.
4. Order a steamed pizza.
5. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
6. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, and then behave as if they called you.
7. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
8. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
9. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more 'oomph' this time.
10. When you're given the price, say, "Whooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

Best Ways to Order a Pizza
Like the ones mentioned in the above ten ways to order a pizza, there are many more which you can take a look at, from the list given below. Find your favorites in these, add some of your own funny one liners and try using them when you are bored of having formal conversations!

• After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cut off.
• Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
• Ask what the order taker is wearing.
• Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
• Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I?"
• Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
• If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
• If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
• Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
• Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
• Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
• Put them on hold every time they are repeating your order. (this one is annoying).
• Rent a Pizza.
• Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
• State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
• Stutter on the letter "p".
• Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
• Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
• When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now. Who are you?"
• Yodel your order.

With these, you should definitely try at least one of the ten ways to order a pizza the next time you call the pizza place! You can come up with some of your own, to add to this list and turn even a pizza order into an interesting one.