Teacher Jokes

How Your Grades Are Determined
Here is a list of the ways professors at American University grade their final exams.
Professor, The Car Broke Down
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to...
50 Fun Things For Professors To Do
This is a list of fun things professors can do to for fun on the first day of class.
How Hot Is It In Hell?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
Making The Grade
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
Is Extreme Sexaul Exahaustion An Excuse?
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's...
Teacher At Court
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a...
You're A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should have a...
Little Johnny: Gender Differences
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Little Johnny: Poor Frogs
Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him...
Essay By Johnny
One day at the end of class Little Johnny’s teacher asks the students to go home and think of a story, to be...
Are You Stupid?
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
Sunday School: Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Who is Married? - Little Johnny
"Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.
Words With More Than One Syllable
A first grade teacher is starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thinks it would be a...
Learning To Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a...
Gift For The Teacher
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The medical Professor
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
This is a list of fun things professors can do to for fun on the first day of class.
How Hot Is It In Hell?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
Making The Grade
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
Is Extreme Sexaul Exahaustion An Excuse?
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's...
Teacher At Court
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a...
You're A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should have a...
Little Johnny: Gender Differences
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Little Johnny: Poor Frogs
Little Johnny is late to class one day and the teacher asks him...
Essay By Johnny
One day at the end of class Little Johnny’s teacher asks the students to go home and think of a story, to be...
Are You Stupid?
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
Sunday School: Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Who is Married? - Little Johnny
"Teacher, I have a question for you," says little Johnny.
Words With More Than One Syllable
A first grade teacher is starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thinks it would be a...
Learning To Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a...
Gift For The Teacher
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The medical Professor
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.


