The Suicide Fad
It’s kind of baggin' on Emos....not meant to be offensive, but meh Emo homies don't like this one...
I'm suicidal, how 'bout you?
Oh my god, I am too!
Let's go cut our wrists, okay?
Oh my god, that'd make my day!
I am Emo, I like to cry
My life sucks, I want to die
This week I'm bisexual, I'm a misunderstood intellectual
Let's all be Emo, this week it's cool
Let's cry at home and cry at school
We'll buy black make-up and black clothes
I'll take drugs! I'll pierce my nose!
I'm an artist, I write dark poems
And we all have broken homes
Oh my god, this fad's the best
Oops, I forgot....I am depressed
Let's go to Hot Topic at the mall
Let's buy shirts that're way too small
Oh my god, look over there!
See that guy with shaggy hair?
WOW! A real live Emo boy!
If I weren't depressed, I'd jump for joy!
He looks so hot in girl's pants
If I didn't want to die, I'd want to dance!
ATTENTION:: This is sad, Emo shouldn't be a fad!
Oh my god, I am too!
Let's go cut our wrists, okay?
Oh my god, that'd make my day!
I am Emo, I like to cry
My life sucks, I want to die
This week I'm bisexual, I'm a misunderstood intellectual
Let's all be Emo, this week it's cool
Let's cry at home and cry at school
We'll buy black make-up and black clothes
I'll take drugs! I'll pierce my nose!
I'm an artist, I write dark poems
And we all have broken homes
Oh my god, this fad's the best
Oops, I forgot....I am depressed
Let's go to Hot Topic at the mall
Let's buy shirts that're way too small
Oh my god, look over there!
See that guy with shaggy hair?
WOW! A real live Emo boy!
If I weren't depressed, I'd jump for joy!
He looks so hot in girl's pants
If I didn't want to die, I'd want to dance!
ATTENTION:: This is sad, Emo shouldn't be a fad!

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