In the midst of their growing up chaos, there are certain moments where you, as a parent, said some stuff that didn't make any sense. It is obvious you didn't do it on purpose, and it is also possible that you were just tired, frustrated, or preoccupied with something when you uttered these amazingly ridiculous statements.
It is essential to understand that the weird things that you say to your kids, your kids will ultimately say to their kids. So let's not make you, and them, look bad in front of future generations.
Remember, discouraging young kids from displaying their emotions can lead to a lack of emotional re-activity. As they grow up, it can also make them less empathetic towards the plight of others.
Chocolate in the morning gives worms.
Wait till your mother/father gets home.
Don't ever let me catch you doing that again!
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
You must get that from your father's side of the family.
Beer is mommy or daddy soda.
I was not born yesterday, Mister/Miss.
Don't you make me pull this car over....