Stupid Taco

Okay this actually happened to me and it was heap embarrassing....

I was on a school excursion and it was taco night, we were sitting there and it was the new stand and stuff ones and mine kept falling over. I stood up and slammed my hands on the table and yelled "STAND AND STUFF MY ASS!!!"
Needless to say, I was blushing soo bad and everyone was laughing :(