Stupid Sayings

There are several quotes and sayings by notable people in the world that inspire and motivate us. There are even some famous quotes that tell us more about friendship, love, etc. At the same time, there are a few funny sayings that make no sense and could be said unintentionally. However, they create humor and the readers have a good laugh over it.

Sayings That Make No Sense

I will not be taking a paternity test, ever!" ~ Oprah Winfrey

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. ~ Jon Bon Jovi

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. ~ Brooke Shields

I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty. ~ Nancy Reagan

It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. ~ Dan Quayle

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. ~ Walt Disney

If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats? ~ Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. ~ Jenny Eclair

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. ~ Yogi Berra

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~ Anonymous

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~ Erma Bombeck

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~ Anonymous

I know how hard it is to put food on your family. ~ George W Bush

Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman. ~ Angelina Jolie

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. ~ Yogi Berra

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol! ~ Anonymous

We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover. ~ A Parish Magazine

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. ~ Britney Spears

He is about as sharp as a marble! ~ Anonymous

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps! ~ Anonymous

Stupid Quotes About Love

The bravest thing that men do is love women. ~ Mort Sahl

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henny Youngman

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. ~ Steve Martin

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~ Katharine Hepburn