Soft Molasses Raisin Cookies For Your Brain

Soft molasses raisin cookies
Are gooey and so chewy
They are made by baker rookies
So they make your brain all screwy

Once I ate one of those things
Thinking, oh, I’ll be all right
But then I started sprouting wings
And took off on an awful flight

I flew over the cuckoo’s nest
And then down through tin pan alley
I don’t remember all the rest
But the cuckoo’s name was Sally

These cookies baked by rookies
Are now a huge sensation
With money grubbing Chicago bookies
And with the leader of our nation

Eating these cookies must make him need
Much more than he owns
So he’s very happy to make us bleed
By slicing to our bones

So if you should decide
To eat soft molasses raisin cookies
I warn you that it’s quite a ride!
Do you trust your brain to rookies?