Sleep with Eyes Open

Joke
According to Golf.com, golfer John Daly now says that whole incident at a North Carolina Hooters could have been avoided if only his friends had known that when he’s tired, stressed and drunk he tends to sleep with eyes open. Sort of like someone in a coma. Upon hearing this former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin admitted that she to suffers from the same affliction. In fact, she confessed that she was asleep during the entire Katie Couric interview.

By Terry Grossenbacher
Published: 3/19/2009
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