Sing Along

A song not for kids, based on a nursery rhyme...
One two down with your shoes

Three four lock the door

Five six show your d*cks

Seven eight ejaculate

Nine ten in with your hand

Other than that don't comment

After that wash your hand

Later then make your stand

Stand up straight masturbate

Out of wait ovulate

Why so late still no date

For goodness sake just copulate!!

By Xandamator Alex
Published: 1/10/2009
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