Silly Sayings

When you think about sayings, quotes and phrases, don't you always get a serious and grave picture? People talk about life quotes, happiness quotes and many more kinds which are truly philosophical. But when you're down with life and happiness issues, would you like to sulk over them or laugh away! I am quite sure, you would go for the latter. Since it's a great idea to be silly sometimes and lighten the moods around you with giggles and smiles, we have just the right thing for you. These silly sayings are the versions of a few sayings often meant to be seriously thought about. So take a look at the best compilation of silly sayings and quotes which will bawl you to laughter (or may be simply put a smile)!

Silly Sayings and Phrases

Giving an example of a situation where you're having a serious conversation about life and knowledge and someone tries to quote something! While speaking that person comes up with his own version of the phrase and makes absolutely no sense. Wouldn't all of you sitting there burst out in at least a tiny smile? That's how these silly sayings in the following paragraphs are, so take a look.

Silly Sayings about Life

• "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
• "Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
• "Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it."
• "No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you." ~ Sholom Aleichem
• "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." ~ Joseph Heller
• "I can see clearly now, the brain has gone."
• "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
• "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
• "Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature."
• "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
• "Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry."
• "The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it."
• "What if there were no hypothetical situations?"
• "Life is great, consider the alternative!"
• "You only go around once in life. Make the most of it. And be sure you are prepared for the end. Hee, hee, scared you, didn't I?"

Funny Silly Sayings

• "Make it idiot-proof, and somebody will make a better idiot."
• "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
• "A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory."
• "Espresso: Ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system."
• "Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun."
• "Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop."
• "Fight crime; shoot back."
• "Fire at will! Oh, it's you, Bob! Fire at Bob!"
• "Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than Standard Ignorance."
• "God I want patience, and I want it now!"
• "You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us."
• "If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail."
• "Apathy is the worlds fastest growing disease. But who cares."
• "Who wants to live forever (Not taking me into account of course)."

Silly Sayings for Kids

• "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." ~ Jim Davis (Garfield)
• "Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists."
• "The only time I open my mouth is to change feet."
• "It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one."
• "Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue..."
• "Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?"
• "You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!" ~ Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
• "A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard."
• "Black holes were created when God divided by zero."
• "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
• "Above all else: Sky."
• "Bugs Bunny is a hare brained critter."
• "Puberty is when parents get difficult"
• "Action is what you don't take when the other guy is bigger than you."
• "Cannibal: One who gets fed up with people."
• "Do dogs have four elbows or are their knees backwards?"
• "Every child should be given the opportunity to learn."
• "For goodness sake, let's not confuse ourselves with the facts."

I am sure these silly, funny sayings must have brought a smile on your face, if you were expecting something serious. Hope you liked them and feel free to add some more silly sayings if you feel like and leave me a feedback!