Shut Them Down
Maddest jokes you'll ever learn use them shut your friends down.
1. Your mamma is fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
2. Your mamma is old, she sets behind god in third grade.
3. Your mamma is so fat, she can't fit through the train doors.
4. Your mama is so dumb, it took her 2 and a half hour to watch 60 minutes.
5. Your mamma is wrinkly, she as to wear pegs on her face.
6. Your mamma is so ugly that she breaks all the house mirrors .
7. Your mamma is so fat, that she makes the whales look smaller.
8.Your mamma is so fat, that she fills the whole bus.
9. Your mamma is so lose that she can't feel.
2. Your mamma is old, she sets behind god in third grade.
3. Your mamma is so fat, she can't fit through the train doors.
4. Your mama is so dumb, it took her 2 and a half hour to watch 60 minutes.
5. Your mamma is wrinkly, she as to wear pegs on her face.
6. Your mamma is so ugly that she breaks all the house mirrors .
7. Your mamma is so fat, that she makes the whales look smaller.
8.Your mamma is so fat, that she fills the whole bus.
9. Your mamma is so lose that she can't feel.
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