Short Quotes
It isn't quite surprising that nothing can grab our attention as well as some short quotes on various attributes of our lives can. Add to it the fact that they are quite easy to memorize, and things get even better...

Short Funny Quotes
- Advice is like Castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. - Josh Billings
- I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back! - Rodney Dangerfield
- Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time? - Bill Connolly
- First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
- I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Bill Connolly
- I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields
- Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi
- Love is a serious mental disease. - Plato
- Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin
- If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa
- Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
- Tell me who you love and I'll tell you who you are. - Creole Proverb
- There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau
- The only reward for love is the experience of loving. - John LeCarre
- Love is great when you find someone to give it to. - Chris Myrick
- A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin proverb
- It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death. - Thomas Mann
- It is not only necessary to love, it is necessary to say so. - French proverb
- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick! - George Burns
- Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein
- In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. - Robert Frost
- The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne
- I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey
- In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathy Norris
- Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
- Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried! - W.C. Fields
- The goal of life is living in agreement with nature. - Zeno
- How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. - Annie Dillard
- Life is simple, it's just not easy. - Author Unknown
- People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do. - Lewis Cass
- Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful. - Brian Tracy
- Every great achievement was once considered impossible. - Author Unknown
- "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein
- The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln
- Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Anonymous
- The road to a friend's house is never too long. - Danish Proverb
- A true friend stabs you in the front! - Oscar Wilde
- My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. - Henry Ford
- Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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