Shooting The Dog
A random joke..
There was once a woman who was pregnant with triplets. As she walked through a park, a mugger came out, shot her three times in the stomach, nicks her things and runs away. She is taken to hospital, and is told that all three babies are unhurt. However the doctor couldn’t remove the three bullets, without severely harming the babies.
16 years later, her three children are upstairs. One of the girls runs down crying her eyes out, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So the mum calms her down, and tells them what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, another one of the girls runs up to the mum, crying, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So, the mum calmed her down, and again told the story of what happened 16 years ago.
Another week later, the son runs up to the mum, crying his eyes out. Saying.. ´´MUM!´..´´ but before he could finish, the mum says ´´Yes, I know, you went for a wee and a bullet came out.´´ He replies, ´´No, I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog.´´
16 years later, her three children are upstairs. One of the girls runs down crying her eyes out, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So the mum calms her down, and tells them what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, another one of the girls runs up to the mum, crying, saying ´´Mum, I’ve just been for a wee, and a bullet fell out´´ So, the mum calmed her down, and again told the story of what happened 16 years ago.
Another week later, the son runs up to the mum, crying his eyes out. Saying.. ´´MUM!´..´´ but before he could finish, the mum says ´´Yes, I know, you went for a wee and a bullet came out.´´ He replies, ´´No, I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog.´´
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