Sarcastic Quotes

At one point or the other, people tend to use sarcasm in order to express their contempt or dislike towards certain issues or some other people. It harbors an idea that is similar to irony, and therefore it may be regarded as an example of irony. For instance, your friend gives you a tiny piece of chocolate to eat and you say, 'Wow, it will take me days to finish this thing!' Here, there is an element of humor, which gives the criticism a less aggressive or a less offensive look. Sarcasm does not focus on the meaning of what has been said, but it presents a second-interpretation of the speaker's intention, as depicted in the example above. Not to lengthen this discussion any further, here are some sarcastic quotes and sayings, touching some important parts of life.

Sarcastic Quotes About Love

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. - Oscar Levant

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer Simpson

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." - Unknown

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. - Cecilia Egan

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. - Lily Tomlin

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" - Freud

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time. . . they're gone. - Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes About Work

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. - Unknown

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! - Unknown

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and about their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Unknown

I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours. - Unknown

I am currently occupied, give me a couple of minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you. - Unknown

I have to work overtime at work instead of spending time with my wife and kids, which is what I want. - Homer Simpson

Movies are the only escape from the drudgery of work and family... No offense. - Homer Simpson

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. - Drew Carey

Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent noobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say ... This stinks! - Homer Simpson

Some more of such quotes have been neatly compiled in this Buzzle article; sarcastic sayings about life.

Funny Sarcastic Quotes

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. - Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Unknown

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Unknown

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. - Unknown

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Phillips

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? - Unknown

You can be whatever you want; however, in your case you should probably aim low. - Unknown

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. - George Carlin.

And with that we are at the end of our article that gave you some sarcastic quotes about relationships such as love and marriage, some about work and some funny ones too. Now why don't you start scribbling down some of such quotes yourself? And before I sign off, "I think you guys must be too good with sarcasm. And that's why you went through the whole article!" Wink Wink!!