Romance a la Torte
Romance - how does one keep it going?
Prepare the basic ingredients.
Man.
Woman.
Loneliness.
Sift together into the dating game
and add sensuality-romance mixture
alternately with excitement
and unpredictability.
Blend well until smooth.
Beat expectations with individuality
until soft peaks are formed.
Add pride gradually and continue
beating until very stiff.
Fold in disappointments into
beaten mixture and pour into ungreased
six-feet thick marriage pan. Bake
at 325 F for twenty-two years,
then at 350 F for another year.
Frost with the desolation
of old age.
For more flavor, slice marriage
into several affairs and fill
with pain before frosting.
Man.
Woman.
Loneliness.
Makes only one serving.
Man.
Woman.
Loneliness.
Sift together into the dating game
and add sensuality-romance mixture
alternately with excitement
and unpredictability.
Blend well until smooth.
Beat expectations with individuality
until soft peaks are formed.
Add pride gradually and continue
beating until very stiff.
Fold in disappointments into
beaten mixture and pour into ungreased
six-feet thick marriage pan. Bake
at 325 F for twenty-two years,
then at 350 F for another year.
Frost with the desolation
of old age.
For more flavor, slice marriage
into several affairs and fill
with pain before frosting.
Man.
Woman.
Loneliness.
Makes only one serving.
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