Random Rhyming Recession Rants
Here are a few hoedown type of funny recession rants.
Sitting at home and cleaning the house all day,
Going door to door with my résumé,
My friends they all ignore me and at me they scoff,
And this has been my life ever since I've been laid off.
Everyone's going bankrupt as you can see,
Meryl Lynch, Lehman brothers and AIG,
But what's really scary and doesn't give us any assurance,
Is the fact that these companies themselves never had insurance.
If you think there are too many problems going on,
Don't bother much about them and where they have come from,
Cu'z there's always a bypass, a sort of concession,
Don't think twice, just blame it on recession.
Finally we're coming out of this big black hole,
Recession will be a thing of the past, so I have been told,
But it's not necessary that it's gonna be a better situation,
If not recession, then there's always inflation.
Going door to door with my résumé,
My friends they all ignore me and at me they scoff,
And this has been my life ever since I've been laid off.
Everyone's going bankrupt as you can see,
Meryl Lynch, Lehman brothers and AIG,
But what's really scary and doesn't give us any assurance,
Is the fact that these companies themselves never had insurance.
If you think there are too many problems going on,
Don't bother much about them and where they have come from,
Cu'z there's always a bypass, a sort of concession,
Don't think twice, just blame it on recession.
Finally we're coming out of this big black hole,
Recession will be a thing of the past, so I have been told,
But it's not necessary that it's gonna be a better situation,
If not recession, then there's always inflation.
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