Random Fun Time
Decided to write what the hell happens to me from day-to-day basic. This is one of my days that I have.
"Hey buddy."
I rolled on to my stomach to see who the hell was talking.
"Yo what up Muffin." I said to my best friend Blondie.
Well her name really isn't Blondie it's Dreamanne but, I don't really care.
"Finish up your English project. "She asked as she took a seat on my bed.
I almost laughed in her face yet, instead I looked over at her in disbelief.
"Hell no that's just a load of bull." I told her instead.
She shook her head almost in shame probably.
"Hey wanna go and fill ourselves with some greasy high calorie crap." I asked her.
She shrugged and stood up. She looked down at me.
"Well aren't you going to get up." She asked.
Sighing I stood up with her.
"Let me get my whore money." I told her and left downstairs with her trailing behind me.
"Yo mother I need some money." I asked the red head in the kitchen.
"For what last time I gave you some money you spent it on a gaint condom."
Me and Blondie burst out in laughter.
"Good times good times." I muttered and wiped away an imaginary tear.
"But, not this time we are just going to a fast food place." I told her. She nod her head.
"Go in my purse and take out a 20." Nodding my head. I left on a hunt to find the purse that held magical paper that allowed me to buy items.
I took a huge bite out of hamburger.
"Stuffing yourself aren't you porky." Blondie said laughing.
I smiled and nod my head.
"Damn right freaking Delicious." I told her.
"OMG look burger King has a playground." I said looking out the window.
"What the hell why didn't we go there." She asked me.
I shrugged.
"wanna go." I asked her.
She smiled and nod her head.
"Of course let's get a move on it pork chops."
"Alright Stupid Blond.
"Hey I think you might just a offend some people."
I shrugged and took a final bite out of my burger.
"Like I give a damn what's the worst they could do to me."
After about maybe just about an hour going down the slide with a tray beneath us we left to the mall hopefully something there could cure of us our boredom.
I rolled on to my stomach to see who the hell was talking.
"Yo what up Muffin." I said to my best friend Blondie.
Well her name really isn't Blondie it's Dreamanne but, I don't really care.
"Finish up your English project. "She asked as she took a seat on my bed.
I almost laughed in her face yet, instead I looked over at her in disbelief.
"Hell no that's just a load of bull." I told her instead.
She shook her head almost in shame probably.
"Hey wanna go and fill ourselves with some greasy high calorie crap." I asked her.
She shrugged and stood up. She looked down at me.
"Well aren't you going to get up." She asked.
Sighing I stood up with her.
"Let me get my whore money." I told her and left downstairs with her trailing behind me.
"Yo mother I need some money." I asked the red head in the kitchen.
"For what last time I gave you some money you spent it on a gaint condom."
Me and Blondie burst out in laughter.
"Good times good times." I muttered and wiped away an imaginary tear.
"But, not this time we are just going to a fast food place." I told her. She nod her head.
"Go in my purse and take out a 20." Nodding my head. I left on a hunt to find the purse that held magical paper that allowed me to buy items.
I took a huge bite out of hamburger.
"Stuffing yourself aren't you porky." Blondie said laughing.
I smiled and nod my head.
"Damn right freaking Delicious." I told her.
"OMG look burger King has a playground." I said looking out the window.
"What the hell why didn't we go there." She asked me.
I shrugged.
"wanna go." I asked her.
She smiled and nod her head.
"Of course let's get a move on it pork chops."
"Alright Stupid Blond.
"Hey I think you might just a offend some people."
I shrugged and took a final bite out of my burger.
"Like I give a damn what's the worst they could do to me."
After about maybe just about an hour going down the slide with a tray beneath us we left to the mall hopefully something there could cure of us our boredom.
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