Pursuit Of Happiness Jokes

I heard these jokes on The Pursuit of Happiness.
1. Knock knock
2. Who's there
1. Nobody
2. Nobody who??.......
2. Nobody Who??...

and

There was a guy in the ocean drowning. He prayed to god to save him. Two boats came and asked if he needed help. The guy replied twice, "No thanks god will save me". The guy drowned and went to heaven. He asked god why he didn't save him. God said, "I sent you two boats dummy".

By Brittany Meiggs
Published: 1/2/2007		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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