Puns for Kids

For children, learning figures of speech is sort of a Herculean task. It's difficult to remember what they mean, how they are used, where they are used and to top it all, their spellings as well! Using different teaching methods can help children understand this part of grammar better and forever. Pun, is one such figure of speech, that can be taught with great amount of fun, which is exactly what it is supposed to do! Here are a few funny examples of puns for kids, that you can use in your teaching program.

List of Puns for Kids

• What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
• What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"
• A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
• Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
• What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
• What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
• This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."
• What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.
• What do you call two people in an ambulance? A pair of medics.
• A backwards poet writes inverse.
• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• Every calendar's days are numbered.

Easy Puns for Kids - Questions

• What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
• How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
• What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? An udder failure.
• Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
• What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
• Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
• Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
• What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!
• What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
• Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other ssssssside!
• Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
• What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
• When is a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)
• How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
• What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
• What fish only swims at night? A starfish!
• Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales!
• What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
• Why didn't the chicken cross the road? To show everyone he wasn't chicken!
• Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
• Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
• What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkysaraus
• What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
• What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?A pie-thon!

So, these were some of the funny puns for kids. While teaching children puns, make sure you select short puns for kids. The shorter the sentence, the easier it is for them to register it. Have fun using these puns and making new ones!