Pulling Leg :)

Hey!!! Wake up man, wake up?
Not looking that good, whatzz up??

Nothing great… just a bit tired.
People seem to be quite weird!

To hell with world or its people!
Is it anything to do with Miss Maple?

No. Never. I wouldn’t ever!
To that extent, I am clever!!

Come on and get ready to go.
I can’t see you being so slow.

You move and I will soon follow.
Always in some urgency, you fellow!

Never ever are you in any hurry?
We need to run, lest finished will be curry!

Mr. Potbelly, you hog to no end.
Very soon, you wouldn’t be able to bend!

Mr. Bean, lemme cross the bridge when I come to it.
Being bony and skinny doesn’t make you fit?

Here I am, all set and ready to go!
Whoever said I am slow?!

Cunning Jackal, you have made me late.
Locked would be the restaurant’s gate.

Your lively presence motivates me!
Missed will be your blah -blah had I let you free!

Do not run or I will shoot you down!!!!
Dare not laugh, do I look a clown???

My dear friend, do you doubt that?
Empty tummy is turning you mad, I bet!!!!

Dude, is that roadside joint not that good?
All those foodies seem to brood?

Now beggars cannot be choosers you see!
I am dead sure, he is going to kill me!

Let me satiate my hunger before I decide your fate.
How did you become my closest mate?

Our friendship is lauded because of what we are!
We, ‘the duo’ shall always remain as we are!!!