Pubic Bathrooms

What is the deal with pubic hair in public bathrooms? It is a requirement or something? I cannot walk up to a urinal anywhere without seeing another guy's sprig of protein. It's disgusting. I'm not a doctor or anything, but I seek to find out what makes pubic hair fall out so easily. I know that everyone isn't standing there picking at themselves, plucking their private hairs out... at least I hope not.

I don't ever hear anyone talk about this issue. It doesn't get any exposure. I have never, not once, ever hear anyone bring this topic up in conversation. Does anyone else notice it? Am I just oblivious to some kind of social code that says no one is supposed to talk about this? I want answers!

Perhaps I've just been hanging around the wrong people. Maybe there are people out there that do notice this shedding epidemic that haunts so many croches across the nation. Hell, there could be entire organizations and think tanks dedicated to solving this problem for all I know, but I doubt it. Because if there were, it wouldn't seem like there's a pube toll at every public urinal I wee in. When I walk away from a public urinal, I always feel like I'm stealing something because I don't leave my "essence" behind like so many others, so I just don't flush the urinal anymore. Plus, I really don't like the idea of touching a handle that other men touch right after they get done holding "themselves". I even stand further back from the urinal than most guys do to avoid splashing. With all my discomforts of using a public urinal, you can easily see why I am so disgusted with all the pube hairs!

Don't even get me started on having the use the toilets.