Pretty Good Jokes I Made Up
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The Church's Horse.
One day a church was selling horses, an interested man walked there and asked for a horse. The priest in-charge led the man to the best horse. Then the priest said: "This is the Holy Horse, when it hears 'Thank you god' it starts to run, and when it hears' God bless me' it stops running. But the man didn't believe the priest so he tried the horse. He got on the horse and says: "Thank you god", and the horse sped towards a cliff as fast as it could. The man was scared that he might fall off the cliff so he says: "God bless me". The horse hears it and stops at the edge of the cliff. The man was so happy that the horse stopped, so the man put his hands together and says: "I'm not dead, god has spared me, THANK YOU GOD!".......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
The trip to the wild.
One day Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip to the wild for a little vacation. They went and bought a tent and after some furious packing, they set off. Once they got to the wild they unpacked the stuff and setted up the tent. Sherlock and Watson were so tired that they went to sleep after the tent was set up. After a while, Sherlock woke up Watson and says: "Watson, what do you think about the night stars?" Watson looked up a bit and says: "Well from a scientific point of view its very intellectual, from a starviewer's point of view it's very intriguing, from a famous detective point of view, it's just very beautiful." Sherlock listened for a while and says: "Watson, you know what I think?" Watson says: "No....what?" Sherlock replies: "Watson you moron, someone stole our tent!!!!!!!"
One day a church was selling horses, an interested man walked there and asked for a horse. The priest in-charge led the man to the best horse. Then the priest said: "This is the Holy Horse, when it hears 'Thank you god' it starts to run, and when it hears' God bless me' it stops running. But the man didn't believe the priest so he tried the horse. He got on the horse and says: "Thank you god", and the horse sped towards a cliff as fast as it could. The man was scared that he might fall off the cliff so he says: "God bless me". The horse hears it and stops at the edge of the cliff. The man was so happy that the horse stopped, so the man put his hands together and says: "I'm not dead, god has spared me, THANK YOU GOD!".......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
The trip to the wild.
One day Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip to the wild for a little vacation. They went and bought a tent and after some furious packing, they set off. Once they got to the wild they unpacked the stuff and setted up the tent. Sherlock and Watson were so tired that they went to sleep after the tent was set up. After a while, Sherlock woke up Watson and says: "Watson, what do you think about the night stars?" Watson looked up a bit and says: "Well from a scientific point of view its very intellectual, from a starviewer's point of view it's very intriguing, from a famous detective point of view, it's just very beautiful." Sherlock listened for a while and says: "Watson, you know what I think?" Watson says: "No....what?" Sherlock replies: "Watson you moron, someone stole our tent!!!!!!!"
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