Pickup Lines that are Funny

Pickup lines are merely conversation starters that help to initiate a conversation with a stranger. However, funny pickup lines also serve another purpose of stirring the interest of the person by adding a bit of spice and humor to the introductory conversation. Here are some great pickup lines.

Best Pickup Lines
The following are the most popular, cute and funny pickup lines that will surely help you initiate a conversation with a stranger.

• You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pickup lines, so why don't you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that?
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• You've been a bad, bad girl / boy. Now go to my room!
• Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? (Casablanca)
• Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
• You are like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts.
• I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Hey, where are you going? (Home). You're not just gonna leave me here like this, are you?
• It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me!
• I know I am good looking and I can see that in your eye, I don't blame you!
• I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Funny Pickup Lines for Girls to Use on Guys
It is a misconception that only guys need pickup lines to talk to girls; the vice versa is also true. The following are pickup lines are for girls to use on guys.

• You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here.
• If I pet you, would you follow me home?
• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you have tied my heart in a knot!
• It's my birthday today! How about a birthday kiss?
• You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
• Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops; u stole my heart!

Funny Pickup Lines for Guys to Use on Girls
Here are a few more hilarious pickup lines to get to talk to girls.

• You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
• Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
• Looks like we're late. (For what?). For dinner.
• Hi, (name). Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. Let's go!
• Be unique and different, just say yes!
• You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated!
• You are a 9.99999999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me!
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

These funny pickup lines will help you strike a conversation with a guy / gal, which can lead to a long-lasting relationship. Good luck!