Omish

One cold day there was an omish mom and her daughter riding down the road in a buggy. The daughter said, "Momma, my hands are cold." The mom said, "Well, put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up." The little girl does it.

Next day, the girl and her boyfriend are riding down the road in the buggy, and the boy says, "My hands are cold." The girl says, "Well put them between my legs and my body heat will warm them up." The boy does so.

Next day, they are both riding in the cart again. This time the boy said, "My head is cold." The girl said, "Well put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it up." Once again the boy does so.

Next day, they are both riding in the cart. Boy says, "Wow its cold out here!" Girl goes, "Yea." Boy, "My penis is cold." Girl goes, "Ok, put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it up."

Next day, her and her mom are riding in the cart together. Girl goes, "Momma what’s a penis?" Mom asks, "Why?" Girl goes, "Cuz they sure do make a heck of a mess when they defrost."